David was hurried out of the house and told to get a job. The concerns of him spreading his genes around were mitigated by a strange epidemic of infertility that was squeezing the life out of Bridgeport. It was one of the many Signs of the Apocalypse.
Another ominous sign was the stealthy woohoo Destiny and Wogan engaged in after being publicly disgraced…
That was just strange!
Clayton had spent the night after having such a great time at Arianna’s birthday–but he slept in David’s old bed. In the morning, he couldn’t resist popping into Arianna’s room to see her even though it was their wedding day. (Yes, so soon!)
They were both so enthusiastic about the wedding, but Clayton said he had to stop by his place to freshen up and pack his things. Later that afternoon, the guests arrived and began celebrating. Elvira declared it “the wedding of the century.”
Everyone was so happy, and Destiny was inspired to write another romance novel.
When everyone congratulated the newlyweds, Josie and Bertram made it perfectly clear that they wished for a grandchild to be born as soon as possible. Clayton and Arianna talked it over and decided they would excuse themselves from the party and go try for a baby.
That’s when David demonstrated how annoying he truly was–he just had to interrupt right then to ask for his sister’s autograph. Really, David?!
The following day, two maids showed up for work. Rosemarie’s clone was there, and she had been coming to work every day. She generally worked hard and did a decent job cleaning the place, although she rarely charged a fee. Of course, when another maid showed up and worked equally hard, they both charged their usual fee!
It all seemed harmless enough, and no one was particularly alarmed by these strange occurences. Later in the evening, Arianna found out she was pregnant. Bertram went out to brag around town about his grandchild on the way.
Arianna wanted to learn how to do club dancing, so she went to the Grind with Clayton and invited Destiny to tag along (since it seemed Wogan wouldn’t appear that night, Destiny was just waiting around for him and looked lonely).
It was already very late when they got back home, but the second Destiny stepped out of the elevator, Wogan appeared in the livingroom.
Everyone loves it when Wogan is around! Destiny danced with him.
They danced until they were both completely exhausted, and Wogan was yanked back into his urn in the bedroom up above.
Clayton and Arianna were both dreaming about their unborn baby. Such sweet dreams… but when Arianna woke up, she was sucked into oblivion and held captive there for nearly thirty minutes! She was horrified when she finally rematerialized in her bedroom. At that point it was quite obvious that something wasn’t right with the matrix, and the clone maid was the top suspect.
Arianna headed straight to the maid and fired her, shouting, “Get out of my house, you buggy witch!”
When they realized that they were both brave, it somehow froze them in time. As strange circles appeared beneath their feet, Josie yelled for her nephew. “Sid… time machine… help!”
Sid is a true hero, and he risked his life for his family. Clearly, things didn’t work out so well. Sid failed and everyone found themselves outside the apartment, evenly spaced.
What could they do other than try to go on like nothing happened? Josie was stressed out and needed a drink. Arianna headed to the spa for a soothing massage, while Sid and Willow headed upstairs to work on their novels. Bertram decided to train Clayton and help him get ahead in his sports career.
Destiny decided to head up to her room and rest while the sun was still shining.
Destiny gasped as he embraced her. She couldn’t believe her eyes, and she touched his face, wondering, “You’re alive?!”
“Oh my god!” Destiny almost cried, she was so happy.
Wogan scooped her up in his strong arms.
Destiny said, “Screw you, EA! I’m keeping him!”